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July 22nd, 2009

Small Acts of Capitalism

7/22/09 07:00 pm
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Title: Imoen (Chapter Four: Small Acts of Capitalism)
Author: Bill Hartwell
Rating: teens
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Characters/pairings: Imoen
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it's not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it's not mine.
Author's note: There's always a deal to be had ... if you know where to find it.
Word count: 4308

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A Visit From St. Nicholas

7/22/09 06:44 am
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Title: Imoen (Chapter Three: A Visit From St. Nicholas)
Author: Bill Hartwell
Rating: teens
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Characters/pairings: Imoen
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it's not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it's not mine.
Author's note: For someone who grumbles that he's nothing like St. Nicholas, he's sure generous....
Word count: 3198

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July 12th, 2009

New Clothes and Old Wounds

7/12/09 08:56 am
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Title: Imoen (Chapter Two: New Clothes and Old Wounds)
Author: Bill Hartwell
Rating: teens
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Characters/pairings: Imoen
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it’s not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it’s not mine.
Author’s note: Everybody hurts. Some people just cover it better than others, until they have the opportunity to let it out safely. If what's in this chapter sounds even vaguely like anything in your own life, I strongly suggest you contact SAFE.
Unpayable Silence by Mittnatsol, just happened to be up on my Last.fm rotation when I was writing this chapter, so it made it into the story.
You can find every article of clothing in the box, at Pegasus Publishing. I've been shopping there for years. It's the definitive geek's clothing store.
Word count: 3058

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July 7th, 2009

Out of a Game and Into the World

7/7/09 07:57 am
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Title: Imoen (Chapter One: Out of a Game and Into the World)
Author: Bill Hartwell
Rating: teens
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Characters/pairings: Imoen
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it's not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it's not mine.
Author's note: Reverse Pandimensional Universal Solipsism applies to role-playing games, too.
Word count: 3741

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May 27th, 2009

For the Horde!

5/27/09 07:58 pm
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May 1st, 2009

First of May

5/1/09 02:56 am
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It's been a long time, I know, but it's that time of year, when a young wolf's fancy turns to thoughts of cute bitches, and a cranky old paladin can even be convinced to break into song....

That's right, it's the First of May.
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January 21st, 2009

Sneak Preview

1/21/09 09:47 pm
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Remember when you were in high school, and had to listen to those interminable morning announcements? Imagine what it would be like if you attended a school like Rowan Glen Academy.
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January 1st, 2009

Daughter of Darkness

1/1/09 02:07 pm
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What happens when someone destroys her own world, without realizing it until after it happens?

Here's the way one person responded to the devastation.

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

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December 17th, 2008

Now I understand Heinlein

12/17/08 08:48 pm
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My cat, a feral cat who adopted me almost a year ago, has become so entangled in my life that, now that winter has arrived in force, makes me feel guilty that I don't have the magical powers she ascribes to me. Now, whenever she wants outside, and I open the door for her, she sits in front of the door and looks up at me, clearly disappointed that I have not opened the door into summer for her.


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December 9th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Chapter 8)

12/9/08 01:47 pm
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And so we find our characters celebrating Midsummer. Well, celebrating may be too strong a word....

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November 1st, 2008

A Scene from a Cyricist Slave Camp

11/1/08 06:01 pm
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An encounter with Fred and Aribeth, somewhere on the road to Neverwinter.

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Traveling can be such an interesting experience.


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October 16th, 2008

It's that time of year again.

10/16/08 06:03 am
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August 29th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Seven)

8/29/08 07:08 pm
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This part is rated T, for the terrible things that happen to Aribeth. As you may recall, at the end of the last chapter, Aribeth was having flashbacks, and had been encouraged to talk about what happened to her in the Underdark to cause those flashbacks. This is what happened in the Underdark, as seen by both Aribeth and Fred.

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August 22nd, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Six)

8/22/08 02:49 am
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Author's Warning: This chapter is rated T, for frank expression of opinions that are likely to cheese off the average mundane American. If you don't want to expose yourself to controversial opinions on government education, religion, and society, you may want to skip this chapter.

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Author's Notes:
Black Widows in the Privy is the property of Leslie Fish. She wrote it, she deserves the credit for it. If you ever find a tape or CD of her stuff, buy it. You won't regret it.

The Monster's Carol (also known as "Clerics Roasting on an Open Fire") was my entry in the 1993 Killer Frog contest, run by Scavenger's Newsletter. Sadly, Scav seems to have gone out of business a while back - or, at least, I can't find any links to them any more. In any case, I won an honorable mention with it, and now I'm happy to share the lyrics, as long as you mention where you got them. The music, on the other hand, was written by Bob Wells in 1944 (Mel Torme wrote the original lyrics).

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August 17th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Five)

8/17/08 03:51 pm
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( Sometimes, you just have to deal with the undead, whether you want to or not. )
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August 10th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Four)

8/10/08 07:50 am
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( Rated M, for a prison assault and some nakedness )
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July 27th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Two)

7/27/08 09:55 pm
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( The Story Continues... )
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July 21st, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part One)

7/21/08 07:00 am
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( I was attacked by a vorpal plotbunny... )
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