InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "It's only time."

You are 76% Autistic

At some point in our lives adults tend to display autistic traits, this shows just how close you are!

Your Score: Older Futhark

You scored

Language of the Norse, Older Futhark! Thirty symbols, all told. And no hardier, more warrior-like tongue has ever graced the longships of the Viki or left the Celts and Saxons in such quivering fear. There's only one drawback, that being you died 800 years ago.

Your Score: The Mystic

You scored 20 Materialism and 100 Phenomenology!

You're a mystic, someone who's experienced God but found out He wasn't like in the brochure. You know first-hand what it's like to encounter the ineffable, but have a healthy distrust of organized religion, which you probably consider at best stufy and at worst an insult to true spiritual growth. If you aren't already, I'd recommend meditation exercises, or possibly yoga.

One day, maybe you'll find Nirvana. Until then, just remember not to get lost in your own head!

Thinkers you may agree with: St. Therese of Avila, Hassan I Sabah, Bahya ben Asher
Thinkers to challenge you: Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris

Your Score: Anarchist

You scored 35 Equality, 100 Liberty, and 28 Stability!

Liberty is so overwhelmingly important to you that you wish to eliminate anything that can interfere with it. The number one target of your outrage is ‘The State’ (all government + bureaucracy + military) but other forces that may quash freedom (corporations or religions or even family) are also subject to your ridicule. If you have the right personality then you may participate in anarchist actions to remove all these oppressive institutions. You may advocate violent revolution but you are more likely to recognise that violence is itself the product of oppression and reject it in favour of non-violent resistance.

You think that every person is sovereign unto themselves but you also recognise that it is natural for us to want to participate in a community. However every relationship must be totally consensual and that extends to ones relationship to any group. The preferred model for you is the community in which everyone willingly participates in decision-making and in which all economic and cultural interactions are freely established or terminated. If this is all a bit much for you then try the Libertarian on for size. And for related forms of politics see Revolutionary and Survivalist.

Your Score: Advanced user

You scored 73!

You either know a lot about technology, or you read a lot of tech articles.

Your Score: Nicely done!

You scored 73 proficiency!

You have a good grasp of English etymology. You can probably name two roots with the same meaning. ("Vir-" and "Anthro-" both relate "man," right?) You were probably lost on the questions concerning words of Arabic origin. Etymology probably comes somewhat naturally to you, so you can extend your knowledge by simply reading and making connections between words.

Your Score: Lover

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You are The Lover. You are an artist, poet, writer. You work mostly in the background supporting the King/Queen, or giving ideas to the Magician to perform. You aren't the first to rush into action, but you have the ideas.

You're attracted to Warriors.

Your Score: Evil Mid-management

You scored 80% evil!

It's easy to see that you're an old hack when it comes to evil. However, even the best of us need to review practices from time to time and make sure that we are addressing the important things first. Keep on the ball and you will soon be there

Your Score: Jayne

You scored 65 aggression, 48 niceness, and 31 intelligence!

Your Score: Home Universe

With 20 correct answers you reached chronofrequency 0.0.0

You stumble back from the device, and hearing the doctor approach, quickly you pat down your scraggly hair. He looks in on you with a suspicious eye and asks if you have been fiddling with his machine. You deny it with a lot of pathetic mumbling, making sure that there are no traces of alternate-universe facial hair around his mouth. Indeed there are none.

Whether by knowledge or by luck, you have found your way home.

You settle back into your life normally, watching your favorite reality TV shows like "American Idol" and "Survivor" and news reports on the latest in Iraq. Still, you can't help but wonder what other universes awaited you had you been less knowledgable about history or more daring in your errors. Well, the machine is always there for another go, you remind yourself...

[Note: you might have actually reached your home again without answering everything correctly. If you have less than 20 correct answers, then you just got very lucky.]

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Thank you for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed the quiz and the story. If you want to know the answer key, feel free message me. I also appreciate any comments/corrections you have.

I also have two other tests available. Have you ever been accused of being paranoid? Well, believe me, you aren't. I even made a test to convince you and tell you who has it in for you: The You Are NOT Paranoid Test.

And once you know who is out to get you, it might be useful to also know how you're going to die? Are you going to be the lucky person who gets his by an anvil? (It has happened.) Then take my Manner of Death Test. Have fun!

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If you are curious to know all possible universes, here's a list of them:

First, the universes for the correct, and mostly correct...

The Home Universe

Oh...Close Enough

Eh...Close Enough

The "could be worse" universes

the Advanced Universe

the Pirate Universe

the Backward Universe

The "it's worse" universes

the Monumental Universe

the Robot Universe

the 1984 Universe

the Caveman Universe

The "you blew it UP!" universes

the Nihilist Universe

the Apocalypse Universe

the Frozen Universe

And for the particularly unfortunate...

the Larry Universe

Disclaimer: just because your scores are high or low doesn't mean you're going to a good universe. Unfair, huh?

Your Score: Guru Nanak

You two would probably really get along!

Founder of Sikhism

"Let God's grace be the church, and devotion the prayer. Let the holy book be good conduct. Let modesty be compassion, good manners fasting, you should be a worshipper the like of this. Let good deeds be your holy place and truth be your mentor."