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July 22nd, 2009

Small Acts of Capitalism

7/22/09 07:00 pm
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Title: Imoen (Chapter Four: Small Acts of Capitalism)
Author: Bill Hartwell
Rating: teens
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Characters/pairings: Imoen
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it's not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it's not mine.
Author's note: There's always a deal to be had ... if you know where to find it.
Word count: 4308

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A Visit From St. Nicholas

7/22/09 06:44 am
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Title: Imoen (Chapter Three: A Visit From St. Nicholas)
Author: Bill Hartwell
Rating: teens
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Characters/pairings: Imoen
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it's not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it's not mine.
Author's note: For someone who grumbles that he's nothing like St. Nicholas, he's sure generous....
Word count: 3198

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May 1st, 2009

First of May

5/1/09 02:56 am
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It's been a long time, I know, but it's that time of year, when a young wolf's fancy turns to thoughts of cute bitches, and a cranky old paladin can even be convinced to break into song....

That's right, it's the First of May.
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December 9th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Chapter 8)

12/9/08 01:47 pm
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And so we find our characters celebrating Midsummer. Well, celebrating may be too strong a word....

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August 29th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Seven)

8/29/08 07:08 pm
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This part is rated T, for the terrible things that happen to Aribeth. As you may recall, at the end of the last chapter, Aribeth was having flashbacks, and had been encouraged to talk about what happened to her in the Underdark to cause those flashbacks. This is what happened in the Underdark, as seen by both Aribeth and Fred.

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August 22nd, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Six)

8/22/08 02:49 am
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Author's Warning: This chapter is rated T, for frank expression of opinions that are likely to cheese off the average mundane American. If you don't want to expose yourself to controversial opinions on government education, religion, and society, you may want to skip this chapter.

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Author's Notes:
Black Widows in the Privy is the property of Leslie Fish. She wrote it, she deserves the credit for it. If you ever find a tape or CD of her stuff, buy it. You won't regret it.

The Monster's Carol (also known as "Clerics Roasting on an Open Fire") was my entry in the 1993 Killer Frog contest, run by Scavenger's Newsletter. Sadly, Scav seems to have gone out of business a while back - or, at least, I can't find any links to them any more. In any case, I won an honorable mention with it, and now I'm happy to share the lyrics, as long as you mention where you got them. The music, on the other hand, was written by Bob Wells in 1944 (Mel Torme wrote the original lyrics).

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August 17th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Five)

8/17/08 03:51 pm
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( Sometimes, you just have to deal with the undead, whether you want to or not. )
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August 10th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Four)

8/10/08 07:50 am
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( Rated M, for a prison assault and some nakedness )
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July 27th, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part Two)

7/27/08 09:55 pm
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( The Story Continues... )
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July 21st, 2008

The Aribeth I Know (Part One)

7/21/08 07:00 am
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( I was attacked by a vorpal plotbunny... )
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October 2nd, 2007

Welcome to my Nightmare

10/2/07 02:40 am
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Title: Not Quite Marty-Stu (Chapter 7: Welcome to my Nightmare)
author: Bill Hartwell
rating: teens
fandom: Harry Potter
characters/pairings: Harry/Ginny, Bill & Fleur Weasley
disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it’s not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it’s not mine.
author’s note: Don't you just hate dreams?
word count: 3956

( Story Time )
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September 25th, 2007

Current Writing Projects

9/25/07 03:31 am
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To make it easier to find stories that are in progress, I'm posting them on fanfiction.net, at least until I've put together copies on my own web site. So far, the links are:

Through a Glass, Darkly

and

Not Quite Marty-Stu
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May 19th, 2006

Not Quite Marty-Stu

5/19/06 05:43 am
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I’ve been a little busy the last few days. This is the result.

title: Not Quite Marty-Stu
author: Bill Hartwell
rating: teens
fandom: Harry Potter
characters/pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Tonks
disclaimer: If you recognize it, and it’s not from Knights in Tarnished Armor, it’s not mine.
author’s note: the things that come to mind when you’re stuck in bed because you hurt too much to move...and, yes, this is intended to be the beginning of a longer story.
wordcount: 7900


( Someone's having a bad day.... )
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